tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060025091707318168.post4023343250260441738..comments2014-05-21T14:44:11.587-07:00Comments on Hey Holland: why you should never ever ever ask a women if she's pregnantAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00583602978901031960noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060025091707318168.post-75989028517106287972014-04-10T16:23:44.920-07:002014-04-10T16:23:44.920-07:00HA! That last part. Oh boy, I hope I don't hav...HA! That last part. Oh boy, I hope I don't have to see any other woman's baby emerging from her body! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00583602978901031960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060025091707318168.post-78715054454471775542014-03-16T07:49:41.803-07:002014-03-16T07:49:41.803-07:00Here's a mistake I made once:
ME: "When ...Here's a mistake I made once:<br />ME: "When is the baby due?" (with a smile)<br />LADY WITH A BULGE: "The baby is six weeks old" (grimacing angrily).<br />ME: ...searching desperately for a hole to hide in...<br />Now I follow Dave Barry's advice: Never ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you can actually see the baby emerging from her body. And not even then.Sherrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15004430074267732554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060025091707318168.post-8809879550787040192014-02-18T19:42:07.697-08:002014-02-18T19:42:07.697-08:00(My other favorite come-back category is in answer...(My other favorite come-back category is in answer to: when are you gonna stop having kids? Also no one's business)Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10337440873017909524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060025091707318168.post-51884953863894769192014-02-18T19:38:44.011-08:002014-02-18T19:38:44.011-08:00Ooh! Now let's follow up with all the the come...Ooh! Now let's follow up with all the the come-backs women can give because we all know.... They. Will. Ask.Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10337440873017909524noreply@blogger.com